Sapphic Erotica — Ungrammatical Porn
Sapphic Erotica is the acknowledged King of cheesy, faux lesbian porn. Of course, that doesn’t mean all the girls are faux lesbians — we know some really are very much into girls. But Sapphic Erotica isn’t about how girls fuck each other; it’s all about how immature guys wish girls fucked each other. So it’s pretty and pretty repetitive and kind of boring, but it will still likely get you off. They know what immature guys want, and as immature guys are 99.5% of the market, they do quite well.
What annoys us is their ungrammatical tendancies: “Three stunners lap and dildo butts!” Sorry, “dildo” is not a verb, and that sentence is close to a sematic nullity. And they do it a lot:
Three sweet teens dildo fresh quims
Enticing teens nude and dildo twats
Adorable teens kiss and dildo twats
Sizzling sweeties finger and dildo
We could go on but you get the idea — or you couldn’t care less. That’s OK. Go buy some nicely shot tacky porn, jack-off and don’t worry about the degradation of the Mother Tongue. You deserve it. 
Oh, and if you want real lesbian porn, go see Cyber Dyke.