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Explicite-Art.com is about the best site for fun, sometimes goofy, Euro-porn there is. There is a ton and more of content there and they pride themselves on the more extreme stuff like fist fucking. There is a plently of girl/girl fucking; lots of boy-girls fucking; lots of ass fucking and double penetration, and a considerable amount of fucking in some outstanding outdoor scenery. The technical quality is very good, the girls are mostly cute, and the whole operations seems pretty light-hearted and fun.

The only drawback we see is that there is something of a circus feel to the whole thing of the “Let’s see if THIS will fit” variety that we don’t find especially sexy, but you can’t have everything. They are generous with their samples and unlike some sites, they will not leave you feeling like “That was it?” when you exit the member’s area.

Euro-porn is not like Ameri-porn so it may not be your cup of tea. But we think they are worth a look.

These kits by Bijoux indiscrets caught my eye. They look really beautiful and I think they would make a great gift to share with your partner.

This is a secret agent kit.

I’ve only recently been introduced to the secret agent and spy fantasy. This seems like a good mental play fantasy for people that don’t like more painful types of play or aren’t able to do other types of physical play.

This one is a striptease kit.

I worked as a stripper and I had a ton of fun. I think this kit would be wonderful for a couple that isn’t comfortable going to a strip club together, don’t have a local strip club, or isn’t financially able to pay the big bucks for a lap dance. And the kit comes with a huge boa!

This one is called the Coffret bling bling kit.

It has some really gentle sensation devices, marabou cuffs, a tickler and lickable body dust. Don’t struggle too hard in these cuffs! you’ll need to submit to your partner and submit to the sensual pleasure
of being licked and tickled. I think this kit would be enjoyable for couples that aren’t ready for heavier BDSM or just aren’t interested in a lot of submission or pain sensations.

Bob Colter of CrazyBabe has been at his particular and pecular variety of erotic porn/art for longer than we care to recall. And he’s still at it. He loves his fisheye lens and shooting uber-wide, uber-close pussy pics, but he does it with flair He loves to shoot in photogenic but otherwise really seedy hotels in the dingy parks of NYC, under freeway overpasses, and similar locales. He shoot some nice video too.

Bob gets a surprising variety of women to strip down and spread out for his fish-eye — some women you’d never expect to go that far; some who you would expect but are having more fun in Crazybabe. Some of our favs; are Nicotine, Emily Marilyn, Jade Vixen, and Sasha Monet.

Check him out!

A while back I reviewed the iBuzz2 and wasn’t all that impressed by it. I really like the idea, and I was impressed by the technology, but it just wasn’t the toy for me. I jumped at the opportunity to try out the new Naughtibod, from the same people that make the Ohmibod. This is another toy that you hook into your mp3 player that syncs with the music. It is a slimline style vibe with gentle curves that fit just right about everywhere I put the vibe. There is a cord that you plug into the jack on your mp3 player, and that plugs into the vibe and your headphones. You can plug the Naughtibod in to anything with a headphone jack. It also comes with an additional end cap so that you can use it without hooking it up to your mp3 player.

This is a very attractive vibe, very well made, and the vibration is strong. The volume setting on your mp3 player adjusts the strength of vibration, just like the iBuzz2. I am not so fond of this feature because my cunt and ears work on very different scales. I don’t like loud music, but I do like strong vibration. I had it up to the volume level that I use to drown out the subway noise, which is way too loud for listening in my bedroom. I ended up only wearing one earbud so that I wouldn’t go crazy from the volume.

The Naughtibod worked well on my clit and inserted. It’s not quite a g-spot vibe, but if you really tried you could make it work. I don’t think it would work well as an anal vibe because the base isn’t wide enough to use safely in your ass. Overall I was very happy with the vibrator. It doesn’t have a lot of different programs like the iBuzz does, but it does vibrate with the music well. However, and I don’t know if this is just me using a Zune, the Naughtibod totally distorted the sound of my music. I’ll need to give it another try with my iPhone, but the distorted music really ruined the mood for me. It’s an excellent vibe, but distorting the sound is a deal breaker for me.

So I’m going to give it another try with the iPhone and post my video review soon.

I keep Babelube and Liquid Silk in the safe sex supplies box and offer both types to friends. I also dip into the box sometimes for personal use, too. I like both lubes and I use both depending on which one jumps into my hands.

Babelube is your basic no frills plain all purpose lube. It’s water-based and glycerin-free. Several of us have used it for anal sex in addition to pussy play, and it works well for both. It works well for masturbation and I’ve used it on my play partners. It does leave a bit of the usual lube stickiness, but most lubes do. It’s not the wettest lube I’ve used, so if you like it extra slick this might not be your first choice. It is long lasting and very affordable. It’s a clear color, gel texture, unscented and tastes like lube. I wouldn’t recommend tasting it. It’s really affordable and much better than other lubes in the price range. The largest size bottle comes with a pump for easier access.

Liquid Silk has a long history in our studio. I can’t remember who first brought it over. I can’t remember all the details, but the two of them were doing a scene together and one squirted a glob of the lube into the other’s hands. This lube is white and about the same consistency as semen, so the receiver was a bit shocked to have a handful of white body fluids squirted all over, if you know what I mean. This is a very good lube, creamy and white with no scent of flavor. It is water based, glycerin-free and it cleans up really well. It keeps things really wet. It’s also antibacterial so you don’t have to worry about accidentally sharing germs with your partners. It does come in a pump bottle, so it’s easier to stay safe and clean. This lube works for toys, and anal sex in addition to all your favorite types of pussy play. It tastes bitter so you probably won’t want to use it for oral sex.

Ever wondered what women really think about the sex toys they use? Ever want to see real women using vibrators and fucking themselves silly with dildos? We don’t mean LA porn stars or alt-girls who get paid to pretend to cum on video — we mean women like your neighbor getting naked and cumming on video!

Ok, maybe that is a mxed blessing (depending on where you live), but we think it’s hot! If you do too, check out Girl Tools. You wil not find another site with such honest video reviews by real women of dildos, vibes, bondage and BDSM gear, lubes and every other type of sex toy or sensual product you can think of . We like them so much that we’ve begged them to all ow us to post some of their product reviews here, and they’ve graciously let us. So maybe we’re biased. Go see for yourself.

We haven’t mentioned I Feel Myself much lately — this is a shame. IFM, if you don’t know it, is a ground-breaking video site that we have been huge fans of still it opened. We like IFM so much, we aren’t even going to talk about it, except to say that if you ever visit Down-Under, don’t be surprised to encounter very pretty girls with a video camera masturbating in city parks, public buildings, shops, the beach, under trees, and even in their own beds (or a friends — Good on ya, mate!)

Here are a few screen caps from IFM’s recent high-def videos, but don’t just look at them — go see the site!

The iBuzz Two is an interesting piece of technology in the emerging field of teledildonics. Teledildonics is a term used for sex toys controlled by a computer. The idea isn’t really new, but the toys are getting better and there is more publicity. The iBuzz Two is a set of two bullet vibes that you connect to your iPod or other MP3 player. I use a Zune, and I think it also works with a PSP. You could use it alone without a MP3 player, but then why buy it in the first place?

The iBuzz Two is connected to your MP3 player using the headphone jack, and then two sets of headphones are plugged in the iBuzz Two. There are two bullet vibes on one mini plug, and two phthalate-free jelly toys can be added to the bullets. One is a pink bunny and the other is a blue cock ring, suggesting use by hetero couples. There is an iBuzz that seems to be more geared towards solo use, and I’m tempted to pick up one of those to try.

I have not yet tried this toy with a partner, so my review is based on solo use. I started by plugging in all the cords, which is a bit confusing at first. The instructions on the package are clear and easy to read, so you shouldn’t have a problem getting the toy ready. I turned my MP3 player on and found some music I liked. I’ve never masturbated while wearing headphones and listening to music. I was really surprised how it took me out of my boring bedroom with noise from the street and helped me get into a fantasy mind-set. I didn’t have a sex music playlist prepared so I just put on an internet radio station I had downloaded. I used the rabbit on the bullet that I inserted and the cock ring on the bullet for my clit. The rabbit seemed to dull the vibration too much for me to use it on my clit, but the cock ring has this nice nubby bumpy edge that felt really good on my clit. I found it difficult to get a good grip on the bullets. The cock ring was easier for me to hold because it had a nice big loop to grasp.
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I’m one of those freaks that will grab pocketfuls of free stuff. Only stuff I’ll actually use though, I don’t like wasting things. I’m just crazy enough to grab a load of free condoms, dams and lube to use here at the studio. My dark secret revealed! One day I grabbed a pocketful of Moist lube. I had never heard of Moist lube, so when I got home I did a bit of research.

Moist is a water based lube that also comes in gel, glycerine-free and silicone forms. It’s a no-frills sort of lube, and isn’t very expensive. I tried it out with the Hitachi Wand. It is indeed very moist, but it’s also kind of drippy. I ended up with a puddle. Hopefully it won’t stain my sheets. I ended up with the glycerine version, and it didn’t sting as much as I remember glycerine lube stinging. It did have that sweet flavor, but it also still tasted like chemicals. I would not recommend using this one for oral sex.

The lube didn’t seem to last very long where the action was. I was wet all over my ass, but no so much on my clit. It ended up being sort of gooey and tacky on my skin. It didn’t wipe off easily or absorb into my skin. It felt like a mess after I was done.

It’s not a bad lube. It’s still better than Astroglide.

If you are looking for real, geniune Lesbian BDSM, there is only one place to find it: darkPlay, the original Lesbian BDSM site founded in 2000 by Zille Defeu and her RL partner Alexi to document their lifestyle and their kinky adventures with their very hot friends. Zille and Alexi have moved on but darkPlay remains true to its founders, continuing present real couple enjoying what they actually enjoy!

Don’t be taken in by Chanta Bitches or anything by Kink.com — those are not real lesbians or real BDSM; they are LA porn stars pretending (sometimes well, most time not) to indulge in some BDSM-like activities on camera for pay.

If you want to real thing, not faux BDSM bankrolled for by rich guys, darkPlay is the only place you will find it.

I admit that I have a bit of a soft spot for FTV Girls. They’ve been around for quite some time now and while they’re schtick can get a bit monotonous, as porn sites go, they are pretty good. They do deliver what they say they will and their website layout is clean, nice and not insulting to your intelligence. The models are pretty, genuine, and appear to be having a good time. They may not be girl-next-door unless you live in a different neighborhood than we do (like Prague), and all of them aren’t exactly video virgins these days, they aren’t run-of-the-mill LA porn starlets and wannabe’s either. Most of them are genuinely engaging and the kind of girl you at first expect to get naked, and start spreading out and doing some very naughty things (more on that later).

The quality of the photos is good though not ground-breaking — they are a porn site after all — and technically their videos are excellent. FTV Girls has always been in the forefront to video delivery technology and they see to it you get the best video your system and connection can handle. They do their best to provide a product of superior quality and the generally succeed. And we give them points for caring about quality in the first place.

All that is great, but what you are probably champing at the bit to know is — what exactly goes on? The short answer is: insertion — lots of insertion. The girl often shove in large dildos, very large dildos, and fists. The FTV crew has a few monster toys that really don’t serve too much purpose except to make the girls giggle.

Now, large-object insertion sites tend to be boring, unless that is your thing. They usually have this circus freak show atmosphere that gets old after awhile. FTV Girls suffers from that a bit, but no too much. There are enough real orgasms and real fucking going on to give the site some spontanetity and fun (of other than the “look what I can fit!” kind).

So we rate them an A for effort and a strong B+ for content. But go see what you think of FTV Girls.

The folks at SapphicErotica say that their site is widely regarded as the leading Teen Lesbian site on the Web today and they are probably right. It may not be the best, but is certainly is the leading site. There was a time when it seemed like you could not get away from them while looking for porn on the internet (which of course is sort of like looking for sand on a beach).

But SapphicErotica is actually pretty good porn — well lit and crystal clear and the girls are very pretty. They do fuck and suck and finger and there is a lot of ass licking. Everyone generally seems to be having a good time, but this is porn for straight guys, make no mistake. Here is a sample of how they promote themselves: Three hot teens tongue twats in bed. Apparently their opinion of straight guys is no higher than P.T Barnum’s, or they don’t know any better themselves.

Ok, some of the girls are genuinely bi and there might be an actual lesbian in the crowd, but these are pretty girls fucking for pay, not for each other. As porn, it’s good if a tad formulaic and slightly tacky. Of course, you might think that’s a good thing as you always know what (and who) is going down.

So if you want to watch real lesbians fuck and cum, CyberDyke is one of the very few places you will see that. Go to SapphicErotica if you want to see pretty girls fucking and giving a good facsimile of cumming. Or go to both; variety is a good thing!

Below are few more samples of what you will see at SapphicErotica. The cheesy promo line are theirs and tell you pretty all you need to know about the site:

Beautiful brunettes tongue and fist

Horny cowgirls finger tight butts

Three horny cuties deeply finger

If you are in a hurry just visit Adult Friend Finder and skip the review below. Your boldness may be rewarded.

Back in the early days of the internet — before 1998 so or — the internet was a money tree, as long as you were selling something that featured tits, ass or pussy. In those halycon days, a few humble beings were inspired by an ever-fickle golden muse to launch porn sites based on a few simple but powerful ideas. Some of these beings had the moxie to maintain their business through the fabled Internet Crash and some had idea good enough that they survived even though the principles were notably moxie-less. A few of the standout were:

A mild-mannered English gent with a penchant for bondage was happily inspired by an Andrew Blake movie to realize that guys like to watch pretty women getting fucked but really don’t like some other guy’s hairy spotted ass getting in the way. So he launched Fucking Machines for money and Hogtied for pleasure and made a mint, or has history would have it, an Armory.

A less pleasant sort discovered that if you asked people to send you naked pictures for free that you could post on the internet and charge money for, they would — in large numbers. Thus VoyeurWeb was born. We are not fans. VoyeurWeb’s schtick invloved posting zillions of photos with captions like: “if my GF/wife/sister knew I was posting this she’d KILL ME!” I’ve no idea how true this is, but to the extent it is — no small extent — I hope she did, and she did. Any such asshole deserves a lingering and painful death. VoyeurWeb prospered however, though the potentially illegalites of their business model appear to have made them seek refuge amongst the sympathetic despots out in the Far Reaches of the Earth.

But the most succesful (or so I suspect) was the guy who concluded that if the primary purpose of a dating site was to get laid, the goods should be out in full view. So he started Adult Friend Finder which has since appeared under a large variety of domains, including Lesbian Personals (which we like because the graphics are much less tacky). AFF has been wildly successful; not so much  as a dating site perhaps but it is now very probably the largest porn site the world has ever known.
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If there is a site that is hotter than blueberry waffles on a Sunday morning, it is I Feel Myself. If you don’t know about IFM, as it is known to its friends, we’d be shocked, but then we are easily shocked sometimes. IFM was started by the folks at I Shot Myself, the semi-legendary nude self-portrait site.

IFM takes things a step or 3 further in very much the right direction: real girls masturbating on video for you! And these girls, most of them Austrailian, masturbate everywhere! (Taking a nature hike Down Under must be a very exciting experience!) But this is no bunch of fake-”O”-facing porn starlets doing it for the camera. These girls are really into showing us genuine orgasms, whether at home in bed, in the backyard, at the beach or in a grove or trees with people jogging by.

As you can no doubt tell, we really like IFM. It is hot, it is real, it is not preachy or contrived. IFM is not the new phenom it was when it started and blew the lid off on-line “porn” but it is still really is a breath of fresh air. It is genuine, honest and fun. It may not be art exactly, but it certainly is not porn — it really is genuine healthy happy sex, recorded and placed on-line for us to enjoy.

For those who care about such things, IFM does offer HD video; several formats are avaialbe for watching on-line or downloading and the technical quality ranges from very good to outstanding. Well worth what they charge for it.

Visit I Feel Myself

A few weeks ago we were gently chiding Cinema Erotique for trying to hard on some of their videos. But when they don’t try to push the envelop, they actually make a decent erotic video. So here are a few links we invite you to check out and see what you think.

Cinema Erotique

Cinema Erotique

Cinema Erotique

Cinema Erotique

If you ask me, Little Mutt is a really dumb name for a porn site, but hey — whatever works for them. This is how they describe their site:

LittleMutt is porn for the connoisseur, beautifully shot and edited, it is sexy, intensely erotic and hardcore to the max. We are never, never, ever predictable. The difference between us and many other sites is that we think that getting there is the best part of the experience and variety is the spice of life!

OK, that’s putting it a bit too strongly (they are pretty predictable actually — that’s not a bad thing though) but as porn goes Little Mutt is actually not bad at all. They say this stuff about elite smut and Porn for the Connoisseur, and while we’re not sure how elite they are, their porn certainly is pretty!
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Ron Harris has been around a long time — and that is an understatement. He was a top fashion photographer in New York for over 40 years, working with Elle, Vogue and Cosmopolitan and many other magazines. In the early 80s, he created the Aerobicise videos and he’s a been a regular with Playboy TV. More recently, he turned his attention to making porn — he calls it art, but in fact it is both — and his website has been running for almost 14 years now. That makes him an Internet dinosaur, but we certainly hope he does not go extinct!

Ron Harris delivers what a lot of sites claim they deliver: very beautiful, very hot women doing very naughtly things — things you will never see in Playboy! These aren’t the kind of women you expect to strip down, spread out and masturbate with enthusiasm, but that is in fact what they do. And there are a lot of them.

Ron does not always post zillions of photos for each set, but the photos he does post show care and consideration — unlike someone we could name (and did). And his videos are very good quality also — full HD and crystal clear. (We would not be surprised if Richard Avery and Brigham Field don’t have severe cases of Ron-Harris envy.)

So if you like technically awesome, high-gloss porn of beautiful women who don’t all look malnourished, we think you’ll like Ron Harris. Check out these samples to see if you agree.

Taylor Tilden Photo Gallery
Taylor Tilden Video

Kara Duhe Photo Gallery
Kara Duhe Video

Since we recently bitched about Juliland, we felt we should plug I Feel Myself again. They are everything an Adult site should be and more. It’s not all bad news out there.

Slender girls frequently are very lovely; that is, when they are slender, slim, gracile, lissome, and lithe. When they are skinny, emaciated, thin or gaunt — no so much. We’ll leave it up to you to decided which category these poor girls Brigham Field finds to make porn over on X-Art are in, but we know where we stand.

If they arouse any desire in us, it’s a desire to feed them cheesecake.

We visit (and join – purely for professional reasons of course) good sites, some not-so-good sites, a few that annoy us, and occassionally one that makes us feel kinda ripped off. Juliland, Richard Avery’s site, is unfortunately one of the latter.

Richard Avery is a decent photographer who works with good models and has interesting ideas. Juliland is a slick, well-designed site. But what you see in the free area is — well, we can’t say it not what you get because it’s pretty much all you get. The member’s area is sparse the point of one big WTF???

It’s not just that Juliland’s webmaster or Richard Avery — whoever is in charge — only puts up 15 to 20 photos in a set. After, one of our favorite sites, X-muse.net, usually puts up about 20 featured images in a set, but to us there is a big difference: X-muse puts up what they feel are the best images, be that 20 or 16 or 35, and then they post additional images (about 50 or so on average) in case you don’t agree with their selection. More importantly however, they put up a decent selection, not a few images that look like they were just dumped from the camera in the order they were shot and posted, so that half or more are bascially the same image with minor variations.

Don’t believe us? Click to see the rest of this post below. We posted thumbnails of a two full sets to demonstrate what we mean. The second set — of Dita Von Tease — is another beef of ours with his site. In their promo material Richrd Avery makes a fairly big deal of having Dita on Juliland; what he conceals from people is that of the two sets he has, she is entirely clothed in one set and topless in only a few shots in the other.

Now we do not insist that every photo of every model feature nudity, but Juliland is a pretty hardcore site and he sells it as such in his free area so by using Dita to promote his site, he’s clearly intends to raise expectations he knows he will not fulfill. Yes, we know that Dita does not do hardcore as rule (a rule she broke for Andrew Blake) but to feature clothed shots of her on a pay site and then brag about it is deceptive.

If Juliland did what X-muse.net does (and we wish more sites did): show you the thumbnails from each set, you would know what you are getting into. But of course that would give the game away.

Now, to be fair, Juliland does have a reasonably sized video collection and the quality of the videos is overall not bad technically. If you consider Juliland to be a video site with a few boring repetitive photos thrown in as an afterthought, then the site isn’t as bad as I make it out to be. The videos are also rather boring and repetitive IMHO and the sound tracks are kind of obnoxious, but your mileage may vary.

So, no we aren’t going to link to Juliland. If you are curious, by all means check it out and join if you are a fan of Richard Avery or like small repetitive photo sets and boring videos shot with good technical quality.

Otherwise, we suggest that you stay away from juliland.com.
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Sometimes you run into a great photographer whose website just doesn’t cut it. Often this happens when the website has been around for a long time, the photographer does not run it himself, and errors accumulate over time.

Kenmarcus.com is a classic example of this. Ken’s site has a large amount of content on it, going way back to it’s launch almost 10 years ago, and the quality is generally good. We have to give him a pass for the small images that were posted in the early years of this decade — after all, they weren’t considered small then.

But we don’t give him a pass for the general state of his member’s area, which is badly designed and suffers from neglect. There are broken links everywhere, especially the videos, few of which play and fewer of which download correctly. The navigation is rudimentary and full of annoyances, like links that take you back to page 1 of a 6-page gallery, and there is too much junk that is provided by 3rd-party schlock porn providers. Ken does great work — he really doesn’t need to pad his site with generic porn.

Finally, he uses DHDMedia as his billing provider, and they suck. Their customer service is not responsive and if you are a webmaster, just forget joining the affiliate program – no one we know have ever gotten a check (and last we checked, they didn’t provide real stats either to see if you were even getting credit for sending clicks.) To be fair, they have gotten a little better in recent years — they do send email when you cancel now, and they do make it somewhat easier to cancel then they did, but this means they haven’t quite reached the bare minimum of what might be considered acceptable customer service.

So overall, stay clear, or if you decide to join, be aware that not everything you see it what you get. It’s too bad Ken’s webmasters — whoever they are — don’t care for either his work or his members; the whole operation is a throwback to the bad old days when adult sites took your money than basically told you to go to hell; they had your $29.95, so go ahead and cancel, assuming you could find the link.

But we still like Ken and his work. Maybe someday he’ll get someone to clean up his site and give his fans what they really deserve. At least, we can hope he does.

At least that’s what we think. We feel the photography at LSGmodels is more consistent and consistently better than MET-ART, the site design is superior, the women are just as good looking if not better, and — maybe best of all — you get to watch them fuck!

So what’s not to like? No, they don’t have quite as much content, but they have more than enough. And LSGmodels videos are way better!

No, we aren’t posting a bunch of pics here for you to drool over. If you want to see the goods, you can invest in the effort to click one more time. Go ahead and see for yourself:

Denisa and Mellie

Denisa by herself

Sonia Red fucks her friend in this video

Eufrat, who is really not to be missed in this video!

There probably isn’t anyone who’s going to read this that hasn’t heard of MetArt, They have been around since 1999, they have millions of photos and thousands of girls. (They don’t like womanly women much — MET stands for Most Erotic Teens”.) The photography they feature is above average and they have launched the careers of people like Peter Hegre.

Frankly, we aren’t sure what we think of them. There stuff is pretty hit-ormiss, which isn’t surprising for a site of their size. The member’s area isn’t that good when it comes to design, though they have improved it in recently years and what bugs us probably is a good thing to most people: they post too much redundant content; they ahve this thing for ulte-big photos which we think is just silly,a nd their videos are mediocre to bad.

But check out the girls below: they are pretty, they tend to shaved, and they do spread their legs in pretty much every shot. So unless you really want hardcore fucking, you’re sure to find plenty that you like at MetArt. All you need is to be less picky than we are.

Yelena has the best budding teen breasts on the planet.

She her gallery by visiting Morey Studio.

Veronika is a true hallmark of Grace, Beauty, Wit, and Intelligence. She can deck our halls anytime … and she does!

See more only on X-Muse.

Angela Ryan looks spectacular in this gallery from X-Muse. Her enticing gaze and magnificent tits are a sight for sore eyes!

See more of Angela Ryan on X-Muse.

I’m cleaning out my closet, so take advantage. This is my last auction I’m holding for the season, so bid before it’s too late. You can bid for FREE on my panties, lingerie, and sexy heels (see some items below). Please stop by and take a peak  Only 2 days left!

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Alisson is one extraordinary girl. From her long legs to her subtle breasts, it’s quite easy to fall in love with her.

See more of Alisson in this gallery at Cinema Erotique.

Garters and stocking tops frame Chrissy’s round rear. Her fingers reach between her cheeks in order to get to her pink.

I shot with this gorgeous gal in a hotel once. She’s definitely one of the most kinky people I’ve ever met. See more of Chrissy.

After a long hard day at the office, Francesca has something naughty she wants to show you!

Wanna see more of the Marilyn Monroe look like? Visit X-art.

Also, I thought I’d share a new site I recently found called I Use My Feet. It’s an exceptionally classy site dedicated to exploring feet fetishism.

Look at the full gallery of this brunette beauty at FTV Girls.

Also, I just discovered this awesome new site all about X-Rated News. Get the low down on your favorite porn stars, new and upcoming movies, events, and more. Check out out!

Sapphic Erotica is the acknowledged King of cheesy, faux lesbian porn. Of course, that doesn’t mean all the girls are faux lesbians — we know some really are very much into girls. But Sapphic Erotica isn’t about how girls fuck each other; it’s all about how immature guys wish girls fucked each other. So it’s pretty and pretty repetitive and kind of boring, but it will still likely get you off. They know what immature guys want, and as immature guys are 99.5% of the market, they do quite well.

What annoys us is their ungrammatical tendancies: “Three stunners lap and dildo butts!” Sorry, “dildo” is not a verb, and that sentence is close to a sematic nullity. And they do it a lot:

Three sweet teens dildo fresh quims

Enticing teens nude and dildo twats

Adorable teens kiss and dildo twats

Sizzling sweeties finger and dildo

We could go on but you get the idea — or you couldn’t care less. That’s OK. Go buy some nicely shot tacky porn, jack-off and don’t worry about the degradation of the Mother Tongue. You deserve it.

Oh, and if you want real lesbian porn, go see Cyber Dyke.