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What’s up at I Feel Myself? You are! Or you should be….



What’s up at I Feel Myself? You are! Or you should be….
What LSGModels does is not complicated, but they do well. Give gorgeous girls something fun to play with and let them, well … just fuck it! See Natali’s dazzling behind doing just that!
A few weeks ago we were gently chiding Cinema Erotique for trying to hard on some of their videos. But when they don’t try to push the envelop, they actually make a decent erotic video. So here are a few links we invite you to check out and see what you think.
If you ask me, Little Mutt is a really dumb name for a porn site, but hey — whatever works for them. This is how they describe their site:
LittleMutt is porn for the connoisseur, beautifully shot and edited, it is sexy, intensely erotic and hardcore to the max. We are never, never, ever predictable. The difference between us and many other sites is that we think that getting there is the best part of the experience and variety is the spice of life!
OK, that’s putting it a bit too strongly (they are pretty predictable actually — that’s not a bad thing though) but as porn goes Little Mutt is actually not bad at all. They say this stuff about elite smut and Porn for the Connoisseur, and while we’re not sure how elite they are, their porn certainly is pretty!
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Slender girls frequently are very lovely; that is, when they are slender, slim, gracile, lissome, and lithe. When they are skinny, emaciated, thin or gaunt — no so much. We’ll leave it up to you to decided which category these poor girls Brigham Field finds to make porn over on X-Art are in, but we know where we stand.
If they arouse any desire in us, it’s a desire to feed them cheesecake.
If there is a site that is hotter than blueberry waffles on a Sunday morning, it is I Feel Myself. If you don’t know about IFM, as it is known to its friends, we’d be shocked, but then we are easily shocked sometimes. IFM was started by the folks at I Shot Myself, the semi-legendary nude self-portrait site.
IFM takes things a step or 3 further in very much the right direction: real girls masturbating on video for you! And these girls, most of them Austrailian, masturbate everywhere! (Taking a nature hike Down Under must be a very exciting experience!) But this is no bunch of fake-”O”-facing porn starlets doing it for the camera. These girls are really into showing us genuine orgasms, whether at home in bed, in the backyard, at the beach or in a grove or trees with people jogging by.
As you can no doubt tell, we really like IFM. It is hot, it is real, it is not preachy or contrived. IFM is not the new phenom it was when it started and blew the lid off on-line “porn” but it is still really is a breath of fresh air. It is genuine, honest and fun. It may not be art exactly, but it certainly is not porn — it really is genuine healthy happy sex, recorded and placed on-line for us to enjoy.
For those who care about such things, IFM does offer HD video; several formats are avaialbe for watching on-line or downloading and the technical quality ranges from very good to outstanding. Well worth what they charge for it.
The painfully beautiful Cheyenne is definitely going to be someone to follow over at IFM in lovely HD video. Voluptuous and glowing and so expressive, she gives so very much in her debut. It seems that she is very much about pressure, about compacting her energy into as tight a space as possible before release!
Ok, maybe I’m just feeling bitchy today, but some things sort of stick in my craw. We got an email from Brigham of X-Art.com saying the following:
We’re proud to present the world’s first erotic music video, featuring our newest model, Kat – undressing, dancing and having several mind blowing orgasms!
Kat : Back in Black – Erotic Music Video
TUNE IN, get TURNED ON… and ROCK OUT to the world’s first erotic music video!
I know internet sites — especially porn sites — are given to inflated claims, but gimme a break! The world’s first erotic music video? I seem to recall David Bowie making some music videos about 25 years ago that got people all steamed up, in one way or another. And more recently of course, X-muse.net has produced two very nice erotic music videos. And I seem to recall a fellow going by the name Snoop Dog making some porn video some years ago which I suspect would quality (I haven’t seen them so I can’t say exactly). And I rather suspect that other people have had the notion to make music videos with people fucking.
It nice that Brigham finally has video on his site, but I have to wonder why he feels the need to make this claim? Does he really think he’s the first? Is his ego that inflated or does he real not get out that much?
Anyway, from what I saw on the trailer, the video is not that bad — the editing is a bit choppy and the music is 4th rate — but if you turn the sound off it’s OK. The girl is pretty and not quite as skinny as sometimes. Overall — except for the music — it’s not a bad effort.
Now if he’d just stuck to the facts and said. “Hey, I made a music video! It’s my first!” I would not have had to post this little rant. But check out the video. As I said, maybe I’m just being a little bitchy today.
Ever wondered what women really think about the sex toys they use? Ever want to see real women using vibrators and fucking themselves silly with dildos? We don’t mean LA porn stars or alt-girls who get paid to pretend to cum on video — we mean women like your neighbor getting naked and cumming on video!
Ok, maybe that is a mxed blessing (depending on where you live), but we think it’s hot! If you do too, check out Girl Tools. You wil not find another site with such honest video reviews by real women of dildos, vibes, bondage and BDSM gear, lubes and every other type of sex toy or sensual product you can think of . We like them so much that we’ve begged them to all ow us to post some of their product reviews here, and they’ve graciously let us. So maybe we’re biased. Go see for yourself.
Bob Colter of CrazyBabe has been at his particular and pecular variety of erotic porn/art for longer than we care to recall. And he’s still at it. He loves his fisheye lens and shooting uber-wide, uber-close pussy pics, but he does it with flair He loves to shoot in photogenic but otherwise really seedy hotels in the dingy parks of NYC, under freeway overpasses, and similar locales. He shoot some nice video too.
Bob gets a surprising variety of women to strip down and spread out for his fish-eye — some women you’d never expect to go that far; some who you would expect but are having more fun in Crazybabe. Some of our favs; are Nicotine, Emily Marilyn, Jade Vixen, and Sasha Monet.
Check him out!
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Have you been keeping up with Explicite-Art.com? If you like fun and sometimes silly Euro-Porn, Explicite-Art is the place to find it. They feature lot’s or fisting — including ass fisting, fucking, double-penetration and anal sex , and POV sex. The video quality is excellent.
Yes, it’s more like a circus than real sex, but it a lot of fun, just the same.
Cherry Chapman of Cinema Erotique really does try hard of make interesting elevated porn films, and she’d probably rather that we called it erotica and maybe we should. They do have varied themes and they do put a lot of work into sets, scripts (which they term “dramatic erotic”), and production values. The women are pretty and there is enough hard-core fucking and masturbation to satify most porn hunters. The site design is kind of dated and cheesy (and it can load slow so be patient), and they seem to think that saying “un film de” rather than “a video by” makes them sound better, but that’s not really what you care about right? So we’ll overlook the dated site and honor them for trying hard to make decent porn — or erotic — films.
But that’s also the rub — they try too hard. Making a good film is very difficult but the hardest thing for most speilberg wannbe’s is to recognize that they aren’t speilberg or even another arrogant washed-up no-talent film maker we could name. Even if they have the vision, they don’t have the money, the staff, or the talent. The people they work with are hired to fuck decoratively on camera, not speak lines or act, and they do the latter two very badly as rule.
So having high production values backfires if they are high enough to move you out of porn land but not into real film land. Look at the screen cap below to see what I mean:
That’s an elaborate set by internet porn standards — and hey! there’s a costume too! — but it’s kind of embarrassing, like a pornographic second-rate high school play. That shot is from a film about sexual fantasies that, among other thing, features a girl christ figure with a porn-starlet landing strip. For me that sort of ruins the ride, right there, but it does get worse. They actually did some blue-screen effects in this movie! My advice — don’t go there. Nothing looks worse than doing a sophiscated effect badly, and while I admire their brass in atempting it, these are done really badly. Ouch! (Go here to see the trailer.)
They also have upcoming feature called The Claw (also the name of an icon of uber-cheesy 50′s sci-fi horrow flicks) featuring a really goofy rubber claw hand (and some trees on fire) about which they say: “Horror meets erotica in this thriller full of suspense, erotism and high pitch sreams [sic]… The Claw is coming!” (Yeah, right — and I’m going. Ouch^2.)
For another cheesy example with side of fries, see The Prisoner, and for something with less cheese, there is Models.
Mainstream porn makers figured out in the early 80s that confusing film-making and porn-making was a bad idea and started making porn that was just about sex without any pretentions to acting, plot, or art. When they let the actors try to act, they mainly made porn that you had watch with the sound turned off and the fast-forward button at the ready. Unfortunately that’s where Cinema Erotique still is.
Now, to be fair, you might like The Claw or their other offerings, and the videos do have a certain goofy, campy charm. But my feeling is they take themselves way too seriosuly at Cinema Erotique and probably would not appreciate being looked on as cheesy, campy, or goofy. Oh well….
If you want to see an example of how to make a good short video with some genuine erotic tension and actual art to it, check out Prelude by X-muse. It may have its flaws but it shows how three people and one camera and a beach and a very good eye can really work together to create something inspired. The video works because it works with the constraints of the video makers; they didn’t try to do things they could not and they used what they had very nicely to come up with a very sweet 5 minutes of fun, thought-provoking, sexy video.
We wish Cinema Erotique would take some pointers from X-muse because with the resources they have, they could then make something very good. But as Dirty Harry said, “You gotta know your limitations.”
At least that’s what we think. We feel the photography at LSGmodels is more consistent and consistently better than MET-ART, the site design is superior, the women are just as good looking if not better, and — maybe best of all — you get to watch them fuck!
So what’s not to like? No, they don’t have quite as much content, but they have more than enough. And LSGmodels videos are way better!
No, we aren’t posting a bunch of pics here for you to drool over. If you want to see the goods, you can invest in the effort to click one more time. Go ahead and see for yourself:
There probably isn’t anyone who’s going to read this that hasn’t heard of MetArt, They have been around since 1999, they have millions of photos and thousands of girls. (They don’t like womanly women much — MET stands for Most Erotic Teens”.) The photography they feature is above average and they have launched the careers of people like Peter Hegre.
Frankly, we aren’t sure what we think of them. There stuff is pretty hit-ormiss, which isn’t surprising for a site of their size. The member’s area isn’t that good when it comes to design, though they have improved it in recently years and what bugs us probably is a good thing to most people: they post too much redundant content; they ahve this thing for ulte-big photos which we think is just silly,a nd their videos are mediocre to bad.
But check out the girls below: they are pretty, they tend to shaved, and they do spread their legs in pretty much every shot. So unless you really want hardcore fucking, you’re sure to find plenty that you like at MetArt. All you need is to be less picky than we are.
Mina is playing with her little pet, Natalie. She has Natalie corseted, cuffed and collared so that Natalie can be used for her own pleasure. After getting off in Natalie’s mouth, Mina gives Natalie the chance to enjoy receiving oral sex too.
See the video on Darkplay.
Joanna is steaming hot in this set from I Feel Myself.

See the gorgeous Cindy strip in this new video. Visit Cinema Erotique now!
Jo is packing, wearing her strap on and dildo under her jeans. She teases Ginger with kisses and caresses until things get too hot to handle. Jo reveals her lovely Jaguar Harness, and large dildo. Ginger knows exactly what to do and gets down on her knees…
See more on Cyberdyke.
Watch the conclusion to January and Natalie’s lesbian encounter on Cyber-Dyke.
Treat yourself to this Cinema Erotique video by clicking HERE.
Sapphire is masturbating and Roxxie takes advantage of the opportunity to play with sapphire’s ass. Sapphire turns on her belly with her ass up on the air so Roxxie can get in closer to enjoy her tight rosebud.
See the video on Cyber-Dyke.

The conclusion of Chrissy & Daphne’s romp on the stairs! Lots of serious tongue action in this video!
Mina is wearing a lovely latex dress with a big hole for her round rear to stick out. She’s showing it off to Natalie, and Natalie decides to take advantage of the spanking opportunity.
See more lesbian videos only on Cyberdyke.
See me strip out my smokin’ hot red lingerie in this video.
Check out the video clip on Minx Addiction.
Heather finishes fingering herself on the couch. She’s sucking and licking all her juices off her fingers as she draws out a long loud orgasm.
Watch the entire Cyberdyke video HERE.
Lola has the best big red lips. We love her tattoos too.
Check out more pics of Lola on Morey Studio.

Would you like to see this adorable brunette do something sexy? Click HERE to make your dream come true.

Viktoria strips in this hot new video. It’s sure to turn you on! See for yourself at Cinema Erotique.
Adorable teens lap and finger their twats.
Visit Sapphic Erotica for more teen lesbian pics and videos.

See this beautiful blonde masturbate with a purple dildo in this hot video.
Watch the video at FTV Girls.
Alexa enjoys some solo time on the couch warming up for some larger toys.
See the entire video on Cyberdyke.