It’s not often we see a girl that really get us going, but Tori Black is one of those girls. This is not the sort of tired-looked porn start or alt chick that you’d expect to get naked and masturbate for you. This is something much better, hotter, and wetter.
Sapphic Erotica is the acknowledged King of cheesy, faux lesbian porn. Of course, that doesn’t mean all the girls are faux lesbians — we know some really are very much into girls. But Sapphic Erotica isn’t about how girls fuck each other; it’s all about how immature guys wish girls fucked each other. So it’s pretty and pretty repetitive and kind of boring, but it will still likely get you off. They know what immature guys want, and as immature guys are 99.5% of the market, they do quite well.
What annoys us is their ungrammatical tendancies: “Three stunners lap and dildo butts!” Sorry, “dildo” is not a verb, and that sentence is close to a sematic nullity. And they do it a lot:
Three sweet teens dildo fresh quims
Enticing teens nude and dildo twats
Adorable teens kiss and dildo twats
Sizzling sweeties finger and dildo
We could go on but you get the idea — or you couldn’t care less. That’s OK. Go buy some nicely shot tacky porn, jack-off and don’t worry about the degradation of the Mother Tongue. You deserve it. 
Oh, and if you want real lesbian porn, go see Cyber Dyke.
A few weeks ago we were gently chiding Cinema Erotique for trying to hard on some of their videos. But when they don’t try to push the envelop, they actually make a decent erotic video. So here are a few links we invite you to check out and see what you think.
What LSGModels does is not complicated, but they do well. Give gorgeous girls something fun to play with and let them, well … just fuck it! See Natali’s dazzling behind doing just that!
Bob Colter of CrazyBabe has been at his particular and pecular variety of erotic porn/art for longer than we care to recall. And he’s still at it. He loves his fisheye lens and shooting uber-wide, uber-close pussy pics, but he does it with flair He loves to shoot in photogenic but otherwise really seedy hotels in the dingy parks of NYC, under freeway overpasses, and similar locales. He shoot some nice video too.
Bob gets a surprising variety of women to strip down and spread out for his fish-eye — some women you’d never expect to go that far; some who you would expect but are having more fun in Crazybabe. Some of our favs; are Nicotine, Emily Marilyn, Jade Vixen, and Sasha Monet.
Check him out!
Have you been keeping up with Explicite-Art.com? If you like fun and sometimes silly Euro-Porn, Explicite-Art is the place to find it. They feature lot’s or fisting — including ass fisting, fucking, double-penetration and anal sex , and POV sex. The video quality is excellent.
Yes, it’s more like a circus than real sex, but it a lot of fun, just the same.
Cherry Chapman of Cinema Erotique really does try hard of make interesting elevated porn films, and she’d probably rather that we called it erotica and maybe we should. They do have varied themes and they do put a lot of work into sets, scripts (which they term “dramatic erotic”), and production values. The women are pretty and there is enough hard-core fucking and masturbation to satify most porn hunters. The site design is kind of dated and cheesy (and it can load slow so be patient), and they seem to think that saying “un film de” rather than “a video by” makes them sound better, but that’s not really what you care about right? So we’ll overlook the dated site and honor them for trying hard to make decent porn — or erotic — films.
But that’s also the rub — they try too hard. Making a good film is very difficult but the hardest thing for most speilberg wannbe’s is to recognize that they aren’t speilberg or even another arrogant washed-up no-talent film maker we could name. Even if they have the vision, they don’t have the money, the staff, or the talent. The people they work with are hired to fuck decoratively on camera, not speak lines or act, and they do the latter two very badly as rule.
So having high production values backfires if they are high enough to move you out of porn land but not into real film land. Look at the screen cap below to see what I mean:
That’s an elaborate set by internet porn standards — and hey! there’s a costume too! — but it’s kind of embarrassing, like a pornographic second-rate high school play. That shot is from a film about sexual fantasies that, among other thing, features a girl christ figure with a porn-starlet landing strip. For me that sort of ruins the ride, right there, but it does get worse. They actually did some blue-screen effects in this movie! My advice — don’t go there. Nothing looks worse than doing a sophiscated effect badly, and while I admire their brass in atempting it, these are done really badly. Ouch! (Go here to see the trailer.)
They also have upcoming feature called The Claw (also the name of an icon of uber-cheesy 50’s sci-fi horrow flicks) featuring a really goofy rubber claw hand (and some trees on fire) about which they say: “Horror meets erotica in this thriller full of suspense, erotism and high pitch sreams [sic]… The Claw is coming!” (Yeah, right — and I’m going. Ouch^2.)
For another cheesy example with side of fries, see The Prisoner, and for something with less cheese, there is Models.
Mainstream porn makers figured out in the early 80s that confusing film-making and porn-making was a bad idea and started making porn that was just about sex without any pretentions to acting, plot, or art. When they let the actors try to act, they mainly made porn that you had watch with the sound turned off and the fast-forward button at the ready. Unfortunately that’s where Cinema Erotique still is.
Now, to be fair, you might like The Claw or their other offerings, and the videos do have a certain goofy, campy charm. But my feeling is they take themselves way too seriosuly at Cinema Erotique and probably would not appreciate being looked on as cheesy, campy, or goofy. Oh well….
If you want to see an example of how to make a good short video with some genuine erotic tension and actual art to it, check out Prelude by X-muse. It may have its flaws but it shows how three people and one camera and a beach and a very good eye can really work together to create something inspired. The video works because it works with the constraints of the video makers; they didn’t try to do things they could not and they used what they had very nicely to come up with a very sweet 5 minutes of fun, thought-provoking, sexy video.
We wish Cinema Erotique would take some pointers from X-muse because with the resources they have, they could then make something very good. But as Dirty Harry said, “You gotta know your limitations.”
The folks at SapphicErotica say that their site is widely regarded as the leading Teen Lesbian site on the Web today and they are probably right. It may not be the best, but is certainly is the leading site. There was a time when it seemed like you could not get away from them while looking for porn on the internet (which of course is sort of like looking for sand on a beach).
But SapphicErotica is actually pretty good porn — well lit and crystal clear and the girls are very pretty. They do fuck and suck and finger and there is a lot of ass licking. Everyone generally seems to be having a good time, but this is porn for straight guys, make no mistake. Here is a sample of how they promote themselves: Three hot teens tongue twats in bed. Apparently their opinion of straight guys is no higher than P.T Barnum’s, or they don’t know any better themselves.
Ok, some of the girls are genuinely bi and there might be an actual lesbian in the crowd, but these are pretty girls fucking for pay, not for each other. As porn, it’s good if a tad formulaic and slightly tacky. Of course, you might think that’s a good thing as you always know what (and who) is going down.
So if you want to watch real lesbians fuck and cum, CyberDyke is one of the very few places you will see that. Go to SapphicErotica if you want to see pretty girls fucking and giving a good facsimile of cumming. Or go to both; variety is a good thing!
Below are few more samples of what you will see at SapphicErotica. The cheesy promo line are theirs and tell you pretty all you need to know about the site:
Beautiful brunettes tongue and fist
Ron Harris has been around a long time — and that is an understatement. He was a top fashion photographer in New York for over 40 years, working with Elle, Vogue and Cosmopolitan and many other magazines. In the early 80s, he created the Aerobicise videos and he’s a been a regular with Playboy TV. More recently, he turned his attention to making porn — he calls it art, but in fact it is both — and his website has been running for almost 14 years now. That makes him an Internet dinosaur, but we certainly hope he does not go extinct!
Ron Harris delivers what a lot of sites claim they deliver: very beautiful, very hot women doing very naughtly things — things you will never see in Playboy! These aren’t the kind of women you expect to strip down, spread out and masturbate with enthusiasm, but that is in fact what they do. And there are a lot of them.
Ron does not always post zillions of photos for each set, but the photos he does post show care and consideration — unlike someone we could name (and did). And his videos are very good quality also — full HD and crystal clear. (We would not be surprised if Richard Avery and Brigham Field don’t have severe cases of Ron-Harris envy.)
So if you like technically awesome, high-gloss porn of beautiful women who don’t all look malnourished, we think you’ll like Ron Harris. Check out these samples to see if you agree.
Explicite-Art.com is about the best site for fun, sometimes goofy, Euro-porn there is. There is a ton and more of content there and they pride themselves on the more extreme stuff like fist fucking. There is a plently of girl/girl fucking; lots of boy-girls fucking; lots of ass fucking and double penetration, and a considerable amount of fucking in some outstanding outdoor scenery. The technical quality is very good, the girls are mostly cute, and the whole operations seems pretty light-hearted and fun.
The only drawback we see is that there is something of a circus feel to the whole thing of the “Let’s see if THIS will fit” variety that we don’t find especially sexy, but you can’t have everything. They are generous with their samples and unlike some sites, they will not leave you feeling like “That was it?” when you exit the member’s area.
Euro-porn is not like Ameri-porn so it may not be your cup of tea. But we think they are worth a look.
We visit (and join – purely for professional reasons of course) good sites, some not-so-good sites, a few that annoy us, and occassionally one that makes us feel kinda ripped off. Juliland, Richard Avery’s site, is unfortunately one of the latter.
Richard Avery is a decent photographer who works with good models and has interesting ideas. Juliland is a slick, well-designed site. But what you see in the free area is — well, we can’t say it not what you get because it’s pretty much all you get. The member’s area is sparse the point of one big WTF???
It’s not just that Juliland’s webmaster or Richard Avery — whoever is in charge — only puts up 15 to 20 photos in a set. After, one of our favorite sites, X-muse.net, usually puts up about 20 featured images in a set, but to us there is a big difference: X-muse puts up what they feel are the best images, be that 20 or 16 or 35, and then they post additional images (about 50 or so on average) in case you don’t agree with their selection. More importantly however, they put up a decent selection, not a few images that look like they were just dumped from the camera in the order they were shot and posted, so that half or more are bascially the same image with minor variations.
Don’t believe us? Click to see the rest of this post below. We posted thumbnails of a two full sets to demonstrate what we mean. The second set — of Dita Von Tease — is another beef of ours with his site. In their promo material Richrd Avery makes a fairly big deal of having Dita on Juliland; what he conceals from people is that of the two sets he has, she is entirely clothed in one set and topless in only a few shots in the other.
Now we do not insist that every photo of every model feature nudity, but Juliland is a pretty hardcore site and he sells it as such in his free area so by using Dita to promote his site, he’s clearly intends to raise expectations he knows he will not fulfill. Yes, we know that Dita does not do hardcore as rule (a rule she broke for Andrew Blake) but to feature clothed shots of her on a pay site and then brag about it is deceptive.
If Juliland did what X-muse.net does (and we wish more sites did): show you the thumbnails from each set, you would know what you are getting into. But of course that would give the game away.
Now, to be fair, Juliland does have a reasonably sized video collection and the quality of the videos is overall not bad technically. If you consider Juliland to be a video site with a few boring repetitive photos thrown in as an afterthought, then the site isn’t as bad as I make it out to be. The videos are also rather boring and repetitive IMHO and the sound tracks are kind of obnoxious, but your mileage may vary.
So, no we aren’t going to link to Juliland. If you are curious, by all means check it out and join if you are a fan of Richard Avery or like small repetitive photo sets and boring videos shot with good technical quality.
Otherwise, we suggest that you stay away from juliland.com.
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I admit that I have a bit of a soft spot for FTV Girls. They’ve been around for quite some time now and while they’re schtick can get a bit monotonous, as porn sites go, they are pretty good. They do deliver what they say they will and their website layout is clean, nice and not insulting to your intelligence. The models are pretty, genuine, and appear to be having a good time. They may not be girl-next-door unless you live in a different neighborhood than we do (like Prague), and all of them aren’t exactly video virgins these days, they aren’t run-of-the-mill LA porn starlets and wannabe’s either. Most of them are genuinely engaging and the kind of girl you at first expect to get naked, and start spreading out and doing some very naughty things (more on that later).
The quality of the photos is good though not ground-breaking — they are a porn site after all — and technically their videos are excellent. FTV Girls has always been in the forefront to video delivery technology and they see to it you get the best video your system and connection can handle. They do their best to provide a product of superior quality and the generally succeed. And we give them points for caring about quality in the first place.
All that is great, but what you are probably champing at the bit to know is — what exactly goes on? The short answer is: insertion — lots of insertion. The girl often shove in large dildos, very large dildos, and fists. The FTV crew has a few monster toys that really don’t serve too much purpose except to make the girls giggle.
Now, large-object insertion sites tend to be boring, unless that is your thing. They usually have this circus freak show atmosphere that gets old after awhile. FTV Girls suffers from that a bit, but no too much. There are enough real orgasms and real fucking going on to give the site some spontanetity and fun (of other than the “look what I can fit!” kind).
So we rate them an A for effort and a strong B+ for content. But go see what you think of FTV Girls.
If you are in a hurry just visit Adult Friend Finder and skip the review below. Your boldness may be rewarded.
Back in the early days of the internet — before 1998 so or — the internet was a money tree, as long as you were selling something that featured tits, ass or pussy. In those halycon days, a few humble beings were inspired by an ever-fickle golden muse to launch porn sites based on a few simple but powerful ideas. Some of these beings had the moxie to maintain their business through the fabled Internet Crash and some had idea good enough that they survived even though the principles were notably moxie-less. A few of the standout were:
A mild-mannered English gent with a penchant for bondage was happily inspired by an Andrew Blake movie to realize that guys like to watch pretty women getting fucked but really don’t like some other guy’s hairy spotted ass getting in the way. So he launched Fucking Machines for money and Hogtied for pleasure and made a mint, or has history would have it, an Armory.
A less pleasant sort discovered that if you asked people to send you naked pictures for free that you could post on the internet and charge money for, they would — in large numbers. Thus VoyeurWeb was born. We are not fans. VoyeurWeb’s schtick invloved posting zillions of photos with captions like: “if my GF/wife/sister knew I was posting this she’d KILL ME!” I’ve no idea how true this is, but to the extent it is — no small extent — I hope she did, and she did. Any such asshole deserves a lingering and painful death. VoyeurWeb prospered however, though the potentially illegalites of their business model appear to have made them seek refuge amongst the sympathetic despots out in the Far Reaches of the Earth.
But the most succesful (or so I suspect) was the guy who concluded that if the primary purpose of a dating site was to get laid, the goods should be out in full view. So he started Adult Friend Finder which has since appeared under a large variety of domains, including Lesbian Personals (which we like because the graphics are much less tacky). AFF has been wildly successful; not so much as a dating site perhaps but it is now very probably the largest porn site the world has ever known.
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We recorded our thoughts on Met-Art before, but even though we expressed some reservations, that doesn’t mean you should ignore them. They do offer up tons or pretty — and often pretty sexy! — nakedness. Just check out these samples (no we aren’t posting thumbnails — where is your sense of adventure?):
JULIA AB: ASPETTI by ELENA RAY
If you ask me, Little Mutt is a really dumb name for a porn site, but hey — whatever works for them. This is how they describe their site:
LittleMutt is porn for the connoisseur, beautifully shot and edited, it is sexy, intensely erotic and hardcore to the max. We are never, never, ever predictable. The difference between us and many other sites is that we think that getting there is the best part of the experience and variety is the spice of life!
OK, that’s putting it a bit too strongly (they are pretty predictable actually — that’s not a bad thing though) but as porn goes Little Mutt is actually not bad at all. They say this stuff about elite smut and Porn for the Connoisseur, and while we’re not sure how elite they are, their porn certainly is pretty!
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At least that’s what we think. We feel the photography at LSGmodels is more consistent and consistently better than MET-ART, the site design is superior, the women are just as good looking if not better, and — maybe best of all — you get to watch them fuck!
So what’s not to like? No, they don’t have quite as much content, but they have more than enough. And LSGmodels videos are way better!
No, we aren’t posting a bunch of pics here for you to drool over. If you want to see the goods, you can invest in the effort to click one more time. Go ahead and see for yourself:
