LSGmodels for Friday
More hotness from the good people at LSGmodels who just returned from a shooting trip and have added even more luscious ladies to their already impressive collection of photos.
For your enjoyment, today we offer Gabriella.
John B. Root’s Porn Circus
John B. Root’s never-ending porn circus is not fun for the whole family, but it is fun! If you like silly, sexy, extreme EuroPorn, go have a look.
FTV Girls — Thursday’s Frolic
FTV Girls has been around a long time and remains one of the highest quality porn sites out there. If there girls are not always strictly video virgins, they are always young, fresh and pretty. You won’t see the same parade of over-worked LA porn starlets that you see again and again on Kink.com, for instance.
LSGmodels for Wednesday
The folks at LSGmodels just returned from a shooting trip and have added several luscious ladies to their already impressive collection of photos.
Cinema Erotique for Monday
The folks over at Cinema Erotique have some new offerings. When they are good, they are very good; when they are not, they are silly. So there is something for everyone.
A LittleMutt for your Weekend
To start your weekend off properly, check out what’s new over at LittleMutt.com!
X-Art — Under-fed Porn
Slender girls frequently are very lovely; that is, when they are slender, slim, gracile, lissome, and lithe. When they are skinny, emaciated, thin or gaunt — no so much. We’ll leave it up to you to decided which category these poor girls Brigham Field finds to make porn over on X-Art are in, but we know where we stand.
If they arouse any desire in us, it’s a desire to feed them cheesecake.
More Ron Harris Video
It’s not often we see a girl that really get us going, but Tori Black is one of those girls. This is not the sort of tired-looked porn start or alt chick that you’d expect to get naked and masturbate for you. This is something much better, hotter, and wetter.
Sapphic Erotica — Ungrammatical Porn
Sapphic Erotica is the acknowledged King of cheesy, faux lesbian porn. Of course, that doesn’t mean all the girls are faux lesbians — we know some really are very much into girls. But Sapphic Erotica isn’t about how girls fuck each other; it’s all about how immature guys wish girls fucked each other. So it’s pretty and pretty repetitive and kind of boring, but it will still likely get you off. They know what immature guys want, and as immature guys are 99.5% of the market, they do quite well.
What annoys us is their ungrammatical tendancies: “Three stunners lap and dildo butts!” Sorry, “dildo” is not a verb, and that sentence is close to a sematic nullity. And they do it a lot:
Three sweet teens dildo fresh quims
Enticing teens nude and dildo twats
Adorable teens kiss and dildo twats
Sizzling sweeties finger and dildo
We could go on but you get the idea — or you couldn’t care less. That’s OK. Go buy some nicely shot tacky porn, jack-off and don’t worry about the degradation of the Mother Tongue. You deserve it. 
Oh, and if you want real lesbian porn, go see Cyber Dyke.
Cinema Erotique Redux
A few weeks ago we were gently chiding Cinema Erotique for trying to hard on some of their videos. But when they don’t try to push the envelop, they actually make a decent erotic video. So here are a few links we invite you to check out and see what you think.
LSGModels — Just Fuck it!
What LSGModels does is not complicated, but they do well. Give gorgeous girls something fun to play with and let them, well … just fuck it! See Natali’s dazzling behind doing just that!
Crazy Babe – Still Crazy? Yeah…
Bob Colter of CrazyBabe has been at his particular and pecular variety of erotic porn/art for longer than we care to recall. And he’s still at it. He loves his fisheye lens and shooting uber-wide, uber-close pussy pics, but he does it with flair He loves to shoot in photogenic but otherwise really seedy hotels in the dingy parks of NYC, under freeway overpasses, and similar locales. He shoot some nice video too.
Bob gets a surprising variety of women to strip down and spread out for his fish-eye — some women you’d never expect to go that far; some who you would expect but are having more fun in Crazybabe. Some of our favs; are Nicotine, Emily Marilyn, Jade Vixen, and Sasha Monet.
Check him out!
Explicite-Art.com — The Circus is in Town!
Have you been keeping up with Explicite-Art.com? If you like fun and sometimes silly Euro-Porn, Explicite-Art is the place to find it. They feature lot’s or fisting — including ass fisting, fucking, double-penetration and anal sex , and POV sex. The video quality is excellent.
Yes, it’s more like a circus than real sex, but it a lot of fun, just the same.
Cinema Erotique – Trying harder
Cherry Chapman of Cinema Erotique really does try hard of make interesting elevated porn films, and she’d probably rather that we called it erotica and maybe we should. They do have varied themes and they do put a lot of work into sets, scripts (which they term “dramatic erotic”), and production values. The women are pretty and there is enough hard-core fucking and masturbation to satify most porn hunters. The site design is kind of dated and cheesy (and it can load slow so be patient), and they seem to think that saying “un film de” rather than “a video by” makes them sound better, but that’s not really what you care about right? So we’ll overlook the dated site and honor them for trying hard to make decent porn — or erotic — films.
But that’s also the rub — they try too hard. Making a good film is very difficult but the hardest thing for most speilberg wannbe’s is to recognize that they aren’t speilberg or even another arrogant washed-up no-talent film maker we could name. Even if they have the vision, they don’t have the money, the staff, or the talent. The people they work with are hired to fuck decoratively on camera, not speak lines or act, and they do the latter two very badly as rule.
So having high production values backfires if they are high enough to move you out of porn land but not into real film land. Look at the screen cap below to see what I mean:
That’s an elaborate set by internet porn standards — and hey! there’s a costume too! — but it’s kind of embarrassing, like a pornographic second-rate high school play. That shot is from a film about sexual fantasies that, among other thing, features a girl christ figure with a porn-starlet landing strip. For me that sort of ruins the ride, right there, but it does get worse. They actually did some blue-screen effects in this movie! My advice — don’t go there. Nothing looks worse than doing a sophiscated effect badly, and while I admire their brass in atempting it, these are done really badly. Ouch! (Go here to see the trailer.)
They also have upcoming feature called The Claw (also the name of an icon of uber-cheesy 50’s sci-fi horrow flicks) featuring a really goofy rubber claw hand (and some trees on fire) about which they say: “Horror meets erotica in this thriller full of suspense, erotism and high pitch sreams [sic]… The Claw is coming!” (Yeah, right — and I’m going. Ouch^2.)
For another cheesy example with side of fries, see The Prisoner, and for something with less cheese, there is Models.
Mainstream porn makers figured out in the early 80s that confusing film-making and porn-making was a bad idea and started making porn that was just about sex without any pretentions to acting, plot, or art. When they let the actors try to act, they mainly made porn that you had watch with the sound turned off and the fast-forward button at the ready. Unfortunately that’s where Cinema Erotique still is.
Now, to be fair, you might like The Claw or their other offerings, and the videos do have a certain goofy, campy charm. But my feeling is they take themselves way too seriosuly at Cinema Erotique and probably would not appreciate being looked on as cheesy, campy, or goofy. Oh well….
If you want to see an example of how to make a good short video with some genuine erotic tension and actual art to it, check out Prelude by X-muse. It may have its flaws but it shows how three people and one camera and a beach and a very good eye can really work together to create something inspired. The video works because it works with the constraints of the video makers; they didn’t try to do things they could not and they used what they had very nicely to come up with a very sweet 5 minutes of fun, thought-provoking, sexy video.
We wish Cinema Erotique would take some pointers from X-muse because with the resources they have, they could then make something very good. But as Dirty Harry said, “You gotta know your limitations.”
SapphicErotica – Pretty Good, Considering
The folks at SapphicErotica say that their site is widely regarded as the leading Teen Lesbian site on the Web today and they are probably right. It may not be the best, but is certainly is the leading site. There was a time when it seemed like you could not get away from them while looking for porn on the internet (which of course is sort of like looking for sand on a beach).
But SapphicErotica is actually pretty good porn — well lit and crystal clear and the girls are very pretty. They do fuck and suck and finger and there is a lot of ass licking. Everyone generally seems to be having a good time, but this is porn for straight guys, make no mistake. Here is a sample of how they promote themselves: Three hot teens tongue twats in bed. Apparently their opinion of straight guys is no higher than P.T Barnum’s, or they don’t know any better themselves.
Ok, some of the girls are genuinely bi and there might be an actual lesbian in the crowd, but these are pretty girls fucking for pay, not for each other. As porn, it’s good if a tad formulaic and slightly tacky. Of course, you might think that’s a good thing as you always know what (and who) is going down.
So if you want to watch real lesbians fuck and cum, CyberDyke is one of the very few places you will see that. Go to SapphicErotica if you want to see pretty girls fucking and giving a good facsimile of cumming. Or go to both; variety is a good thing!
Below are few more samples of what you will see at SapphicErotica. The cheesy promo line are theirs and tell you pretty all you need to know about the site:
Beautiful brunettes tongue and fist
Ron Harris – Better than Juliland
Ron Harris has been around a long time — and that is an understatement. He was a top fashion photographer in New York for over 40 years, working with Elle, Vogue and Cosmopolitan and many other magazines. In the early 80s, he created the Aerobicise videos and he’s a been a regular with Playboy TV. More recently, he turned his attention to making porn — he calls it art, but in fact it is both — and his website has been running for almost 14 years now. That makes him an Internet dinosaur, but we certainly hope he does not go extinct!
Ron Harris delivers what a lot of sites claim they deliver: very beautiful, very hot women doing very naughtly things — things you will never see in Playboy! These aren’t the kind of women you expect to strip down, spread out and masturbate with enthusiasm, but that is in fact what they do. And there are a lot of them.
Ron does not always post zillions of photos for each set, but the photos he does post show care and consideration — unlike someone we could name (and did). And his videos are very good quality also — full HD and crystal clear. (We would not be surprised if Richard Avery and Brigham Field don’t have severe cases of Ron-Harris envy.)
So if you like technically awesome, high-gloss porn of beautiful women who don’t all look malnourished, we think you’ll like Ron Harris. Check out these samples to see if you agree.